There's a bloke we can't stand any longer
Always on the bleeding moan!
Every time we mend his bloody Honda,
He's back grousing on the phone!
First we fixed his car's ignition,
Checked his brakes and clutch and then,
Overhauled his whole transmission,
He just brought it back again!
Victor Meldrew! Victor Meldrew!
He can stick it up his bum!
Up his bum!
He can bugger off to kingdom come!